Fernweh - An ache for the distance (Wanderlust)

About Me

I am, or at least that's what I've been led to believe. I live in a fluffy purple cloud filled with fantasy, but once in a while I peek outside, take a look at the darkness that surrounds me and embrace it.

I write fantasy for fun, work for the enemy for money and was trained as a scientist to satisfy my curiosity.

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Blogs I follow:

1. Best Twilight Summary Ever

   Save your time: here’s the entirety of Twilight in 20 dialogue snippets & a wiggedy-wack intermission.
   
   First 200 pages:
   “I like you, Edward!”
   “You shouldn’t! I’m dangerous!”
   “I like you, Edward!”
   “But I’m dangerous!”
   
   Next 50 pages:
   “I’m a vampire!”
   “I like you, Edward!”
   “But I’m a vampire! I’m dangerous!”
   “I like you, Edward!”
   
   Next 100 pages:
   “I like you, Edward!”
   “You smell good, Bella. I’m dangerous!”
   “I like you, Edward!”
   “Damn, you smell good.”
   “I like you, Edward!”
   “Also, I glow in sunlight.”
   
   Next 50 pages:
   A. VAMPIRE. BASEBALL. GAME.
   (I wish I was kidding)
   
   Last 100 pages:
   “Help me, Edward! I’m being chased!”
   “I’ll save you!”
   “Help me, Edward! I’m scared!”
   “I’ll save you!”
   “Oh, Edward!”
   “You smell good.”

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   Courtesy of Joe from Goodreads.